Ten Skills Every Gay Man Should Master

1. Listening to others. (It may be difficult, but at least try. The best way to make someone confortable is not to talk about yourself, but to let him talk about himself.)
2. Playing one sport reasonably well. (Whether it's badminton or swimming, knowing the rules of at least one sport will come in handy. Besides, an affinity for one sport, be it tennis, cycling or aerobics even - has incredible wardrobe potential.)
3. Mixing at least three kinds of cocktails. (You need to ask why?)
4. Preparing one good meal. (And that doesn't mean a recipe requiring Microwave Ovens, but something you can serve dinner guests that won't make them gag.)
5. Knowing the proper pronounciation and spelling of important Italian words (Fetuccine, Linguine or at least being fluent in "menu Italian."
6. Writing/ Texting proper thank-you note. (Essential if you ever want to get invited anywhere again.)
7. Engaging in or at least understanding witty conversation. (If you're really cute, this may not matter - not much does. If you're not, it's critical.)
8. Tying a bow tie. (A real bow tie can be subtle signal to other boys that you, too, appreciate the finer things.)
9. Being able to do something artistic and with flair, whether it's playing a musical instrument, decorating a room, wrapping a present, or even putting an outfit together. (Don't let God-given talent go to waste. We do have our reputations to maintain.)
10. Putting on a condom. (Celibacy isn't necessary; good sense is.)